Thursday, 4 July 2013

Pick up lines.



  • My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
  • Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  • Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
  • Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
  • I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
  • Are you a shit? Can barely touch you.
  • Are you a driver cos you drive me crazy?
  • Hope were keyboard. So U and I are always close together.
  • Are you an angel. Everytime I saw you, Feels like heaven.
  • How I wish I were your undies? So you could wear me too.
  • I think I met cupid when I saw you.
  • You float my ark.
  • Can I go into you garden of Eden?
  • I must be hunting treasure, 'cause I'm digging your chest!
  • The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
  • I'm on a hunt - for your number.
  • Can't see you anymore. I felt like melting candle.
  • Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Tootsie Roll.
  • Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
  • Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • Hello, Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
  • Have you joined a beauty contest because you sure are a winner to me.
  • It's not the size of the stuff that matters, but the magic within.
  • I may not be a priest, but I can take you to heaven, princess.
  • I wanna visit the paradise. Can you join me.
  • Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!
  • Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!
  • I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
  • Are you one of the Gods, can't take my eyes on you.
  • I will be a rubber for awhile just to steal your heart.
  • If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
  • I am not a liar, let me prove to you how big my ass is.
  • I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
  • I can't just show you the women's area.
  • I think I need a doctor. Your smile is taking my breath away. 
  • Do you have a twitter. You hash tag me.
  • Do you have a twitter. I can show you mine.
  • Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Angelina Jolie.
  • Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • Excuse me, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • Are you a thief? You should stop stealing my heart.
  • Just singing Britney Spears song. Hit me baby one more time.
  • Are you SuperMan? You really is a man of steel.
  • War is near, because you are the BOMB!
  • Are you drugs?. I'm addicted to you.
  • Watch out girl, my missile is coming at you from behind!
  • You're so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.
  • I need a doctor. I can’t take my eyes off you.
  • Wanna learn YOGA? My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
  • I hope you're not a monk, cause I'd love to go to Tibet with you.
  • Is it love or you just put a potion on my Margarita.
  • If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  • Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
  • I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.
  • I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.
  • You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
  • Are you a Gamemaker? 'Cause I feel like you're in control of my life.
  • Your like a diamond, 'Cause I've got my eye on you.
  • it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
  • Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  • Yoda one for me.
  • I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • Everytime I hear your name, its a sound in my ears.
  • Let's go to the lab. We both have a good chemistry.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • I need a map. I am lost in space every time I see you.

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